Monday, August 24, 2009

Teka teki imam Ghazali

Suatu hari, Imam Al-Ghazali berkumpul dengan murid-muridnya lalu beliau bertanya (teka-teki);
Imam Ghazali = “Apakah yang paling dekat dengan kita di dunia ini?”
Murid 1 = “Orang tua”
Murid 2 = “Guru”
Murid 3 = “Teman”
Murid 4 = “Kaum kerabat”
Imam Ghazali = “semua jawapan itu benar, tetapi yang paling dekat dengan kta ialah MATI. Sebab itu janji Allah S.W.T bahawa setiap yang bernyawa pasti akan mati” (Surah Ali-Imran :185)

Imam Ghazali = “Apakah yang paling jauh dari kita di dunia ini?”
Murid 1 = “China”
Murid 2 = “Bulan”
Murid 3 = “Bintang”
Murid 4 = “Matahari”
Imam Ghazali = “semua jawapan itu benar, tetapi yang paling benar adalah MASA LALU. Oleh sebab itu kita harus menjaga hari ini, hari esok dan hari2 yang akan datang dengan perbuatan yang sesuai dengan ajaran Agama”

Imam Ghazali = “Apakah yang paling besar didunia ini?”
Murid 1 = “Gunung”
Murid 2 = “Matahari”
Murid 3 = “Bumi”
Imam Ghazali = “semua jawapan itu benar, tetapi yang paling besar sekali adalah HAWA NAFSU (Surah Al-A’raf:179). Maka kita harus hati-hati dengan nafsu kita, jangan sampai nafsu kita membawa ke neraka”

Imam Ghazali = “Apakah yang paling berat didunia?”
Murid 1 = “Baja”
Murid 2 = “Besi”
Murid 3 = “Gajah”
Imam Ghazali = “semua jawapan itu benar, tetapi yang paling berat sekali adalah MEMEGANG AMANAH (Surah al-Azab:72. Tumbuh-tumbuhan, binatang, gunung, dan malaikat semua tidak mampu ketika Allah S.W.T meminta mereka menjadi khalifah (pemimpin) di dunia ini. Tetapi manusia dengan sombongnya berebut-rebut menyanggupi permintaan Allah S.W.T sehingga banyak manusia masuk ke neraka kerana gagal memegang amanah”

Imam Ghazali = “Apakah yang paling ringan di dunia ini?”
Murid 1 = “Kapas”
Murid 2 = “Angin”
Murid 3 = “Debu”
Murid 4 = “Daun-daun”
Imam Ghazali = “semua jawapan itu benar, tetapi yang paling ringan sekali di dunia ini adalah MENINGGALKAN SOLAT. Gara-gara pekerjaan kita atau urusan dunia, kita tinggalkan solat”
Imam Ghazali = “Apakah yang paling tajam sekali di dunia ini?”Murid-murid dengan serentak menjawab = “Mata pedang!!!”Imam Ghazali = “semua jawapan itu benar, tetapi yang paling tajam sekali didunia ini adalah LIDAH MANUSIA. Kerana melalui lidah, manusia dengan mudahnya menyakiti hati dan melukai perasaan saudaranya sendiri”

Sebelum anda memutuskan untuk berkahwin...

Sebelum anda memutuskan untuk berkahwin dengan seorang "programmer", anda perlu pikir dengan semasak-masaknya dulu sebelum anda menyesal dikemudian hari.Ini adalah contoh daripada seorang hamba Allah yang mengadu pada mengenai hubungan dia dan si suami, seorang programmer setiap hari..................

Suami: (Setelah balik lewat dari pejabat) "Selamat malam sayang, sekarang saya logged in."

Isteri: Abang ada beli tak barang yang saya pesan tadi?

Suami: Bad command or filename.

Isteri: Tapi kan ke saya dah call abang pagi tadi kat pejabat suruh abang beli!

Suami: Errorneous syntax. Abort?

Isteri: Ish. Abang nih, takkan itu pon tak ingat? Hahaa..... Abang kata tadi dalam telefon nak beli tv? Mana dia?

Suami: Variable not found...

Isteri: Abang nih memang tak bole harap la. Bak kad kredit abang. biar saya pergi belikan dan shopping barang dapur sekali.

Suami: Sharing Violation. Access denied...

Isteri: Abang ni tak sayang saya ke? abang lebih sayang komputer abang tu dari saya. Saya tak tahan la kalau macam ni selalu.

Suami: Too many parameters...

Isteri: Saya menyesal pilih abang sebagai suami saya. Harapkan muka je hensem.

Suami: Data type mismatch.

Isteri: Abang nih memang betul-betul tak berguna la.

Suami: It's by Default.

Isteri: Macamana pula dengan gaji abang?

Suami: File in use ... Try later.

Isteri: Kalau begitu, apa peranan saya disisi abang sebagai isteri?

Suami: Unknown Virus.

Aduh Stress Gila B!@i!!!!!!!!


Aduh lame dah update blog ni..kan nya ape maleh la nak layan dah......penat sesangat...ke hulu ke hilir.....mananye mase nak update...laptop lak kena curik...hmmm nasib badan la nak buat camna dah....x da rezeki.......banyak benda dah jadik kat hidup aku ni......aku makin berubah daripada mulanya pendiam pastu tu periang pastu pendiam balik...aduh naik gila aku dibuatnya...mungkin ni dugaan dari Nya...aku patut terima dengan redha.......mungkin Tuhan ingin membalas segala dosa-dosa aku diatas dunia yang sementara ini.....aku redha YaAllah!!!!

Friday, February 13, 2009

26 Geeked Out Cakes

Today i was surfing thru google for my mum's 47th b'day cake and this is what i found.Huhuhuhuhu what an amazing geeked cakes!!!!!.Here's a list (with pictures) of 26 cakes perfect for a geek. It includes everything from the iPhone to R2D2 to the Delorean from Back To The Future! SWEET!!!!

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Monday, February 2, 2009

PGTAC TO THE RESCUE

Ok esok 2 plak dapat call la dari kawan aku ni huhuhuhu!!!!"alooo bro bila mau angkat mai tailgate ni,keta aku dah masuk angin dah ni"saya pulak kata,"hahahahaha...dengan sepantas kilat saya sampai"last dari kul 8 pagi sampai kul 10 baru aku menjelma kat rumah dia.hehehehehe ini lah rupa keta tiara bila tailgate dah tak de!!!dah macam lori balak pun ada la plak huhuhuhu anyway di bawah ni gambar keta member aku yang dapat aku snap dgn mengunakan camera hp je.maleh dah nak bawak kamera aku sebab frust cover dia dah hilang nak kena pi cari cover baru la plak...adeh!!!!ponat den bulan ni huhuhuhuhuhu............






nasib baik la x hilang keta kawan aku sorang ni huhuhuhu...nasib baik lah tiara ni orang x pandang sangat kalu buat mercedes ka bmw ka mau ghaib dek pencuri dah huhuhuhu...


ni la rupa bentuk tailgate bila tak de cermin.kecik je menatang ni buat pun diperbuat dari pu je.Di attach ngan glass jadi la tailgate belakang ataupun orang kita cakap bonet blakang huhuhuhu....

NIGHT TT SESSION AT ZUBAIDAH NASI KANDAR PERMATANG PAUH

First of all sorry guys.i was late.had a lot duties and appointment on that very day.They waited me since 10.00 p.m.Finaly i was freed from all of my duties at 1 a.m!!!huhuhuhuhu memang salah aku ni hehehehe...Dalam kesibukan aku menyelesaikan tugas aku tu tetiba seorang dari member pgtac membuat mayday call menyatakan bahawa cermin tailgate dia pecah.Aduh naik pening aku dibuat,disana minta tolong di sinun pun minta tolong.hish!! alangkah baik kalu aku ada doraemon senang minta ja kat dia benda yang boleh tolong aku.huhuhuhuhu!!!!apa leh buat aku hanya lelaki biasa yang mempunyai 9 akal 1 nafsu,sepasang mata,sepasang kaki,sepasang telinga,satu kepala otak.Jadi terpaksa la aku tolak sesetengah appointment/duties aku pada haritu.Sebelum aku pegi menolong member aku sorang ni aku msg la dia samada nak buat operation malam 2 ka,sebab kat saya memang ada tailgate spare.Namun tiada sebarang jawapan so saya proceed la ngan tt session kat Permatang Pauh.Sori ye bro ingat kan bro dah tido jadi rupanya dia tido dalam keta menunggu saya dan dan tailgate spare saya hehehehehehe takut org curi barang ke broo!!!.Minta maaf bebanyak bro.huhuhuhuhuhu!!!.Fisrt of all meet point kami haritu ialah di kawasan rehat di Bagan Ajam perghh hapening gak kat situ dah macam kat autoshow plak macam macam jenis kereta,moto dan kerenah hehehehe....sorry guys takda gambar pada haritu saya tidak bawa camera.

Monday, January 19, 2009

Dragonball Evolution


Release Date: April 8, 2009
Studio: 20th Century Fox
Director: James Wong
Screenwriter: James Wong
Starring: Justin Chatwin, James Marsters, Jamie Chung, Emmy Rossum, Eriko Tamura, Joon Park, Chow Yun-Fat, Texas Battle, Randall Duk Kim, Ernie Hudson

Plot Summary-
"Dragonball Evolution" is adapted from the manga created by Akira Toriyama; the work was also turned into a Japanese anime series that played all over the world. It tells the story of an alien sent to destroy Earth, who has a change of heart and decides to join the humans in their fight against various aliens and bad guys.

Official Trailer link: http://www.dragonballthemovie.com/

Hmmm gambar favourite masa kecik2 gi.Selalu perabis duit poket beli komik dia.Siap but collection gi huhuhuhuhu...cerita dia memang best.Hmm x tau la yang ni cam na plak apa pun kita tunggu.

Fast and furious(2009)

FAST AND FURIOUS(2009)OFFICIAL TRAILER


FAST AND FURIOUS(2009)TEASER TRAILER




Plot summary
Heading back to the streets where it all began, two men rejoin two women to blast muscle, tuner and exotic cars across Los Angeles and floor through the Mexican desert. When a crime brings them back to L.A., fugitive ex-con Dom Toretto reignites his feud with agent Brian O'Connor. But as they are forced to confront a shared enemy, Dom and Brian must give in to an uncertain new trust if they hope to outmaneuver him. And from convoy heists to precision tunnel crawls across international lines, two men will find the best way to get revenge: push the limits of what's possible behind the wheel. Written by Universal Studios


Synopsis(Warning! This synopsis contains spoilers)
Vin Diesel and Paul Walker re team for the ultimate chapter of the franchise built on speed -- "Fast and Furious." Heading back to the streets where it all began, they rejoin Michelle Rodriguez and Jordana Brewster to blast muscle, tuner and exotic cars across Los Angeles and floor through the Mexican desert in the new high-octane action-thriller.

When a crime brings them back to L.A., fugitive ex-con Dom Toretto (Diesel) reignites his feud with agent Brian O'Conner (Walker). But as they are forced to confront a shared enemy, Dom and Brian must give in to an uncertain new trust if they hope to outmaneuver him. And from convoy heists to precision tunnel crawls across international lines, two men will find the best way to get revenge: push the limits of what's possible behind the wheel.
-from "TheHollywoodNews.com"


huhuhuhu tahun ni banyak favourite movies yang perlu tengok ni.harap-harap movies ni lebih banyak actionnya,racenya dari movies yang sewaktu dengan nya dulu.

NEED A BREAK !!!!!!!

Dear readers,
Recently my blog was not updated for some time.sorry guys need to have break.Thanks for supporting me guys.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Dear world!!!!

just want to say F***K WAR
F**K CRIME
F***K DIRTY POLITICS
F***K ISRAEL AND HIS ALLIANCE
WE ARE CIVILIZED PEOPLE!!!!!NOT PUPPET!!!!!!

FOR THOSE WHO DOESN'T KNOW PEACE MEANING IS!!!!.BELOW IS AND ATTACHMENT ARTICLE FROM WIKIPEDIA:

Peace is a term that most commonly refers to an absence of hostility, but which also represents a larger concept wherein there are healthy or newly-healed interpersonal or international relationships, safety in matters of social or economic welfare, the acknowledgment of equality and fairness in political relationships and, in world matters, peacetime; a state of being absent any war or conflict. Reflection on the nature of peace is also bound up with considerations of the causes for its absence or loss. Among these potential causes are: insecurity, social injustice, economic inequality, political and religious radicalism, and acute nationalism.
Derived from the Anglo-Norman pas c.1140, and meaning "freedom from civil disorder", the English word came into use in various personal greetings from c.1300 as a translation of the biblical terms pax (from the
Vulgate) and Greek eirene, which in turn were renderings of the Hebrew shalom. Shalom, cognate with the Arabic "salaam", has multiple meanings: safety, welfare, prosperity, security, fortune, friendliness. The personalised meaning is reflected in a non-violent lifestyle which also describes a relationship between any people characterized by respect, justice and goodwill. This latter understanding of peace can also pertain to an individual's sense of himself or herself, as to be "at peace" with one's own mind attested in Europe from c.1200. The early English term is also used in the sense of "quiet", reflecting a calm, serene, and meditative approach to the family or group relationships that avoids quarreling and seeks tranquility — an absence of disturbance or agitation.

WE WANT TO LIVE IN PEACE,LOVE AND HARMONY
Thank You!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Perghh check it out!!!

hmmm dah lama dah aku nak upload gambar ni dlm blog aku tapi hajat tak kesampaian.Aku betul2 sibuk dengan hal-hal di dunia.huhuhuhu gambar ni aku dapat semasa aku window shopping di mudah.com.my.Katanya benda ni dapat elakkan enjin kereta kita daripada dimasuki air dek banjir.Sungguh creative tul la rakyat Malaysia sekarang ni huhuhuhuhuhuhuhu......